Sunday, August 19, 2012

Defending America from Terrorists and Zombies

While we were in Vegas for the aforementioned minor ceremony, we received some disturbing news. It seems that Las Vegas was being invaded! By terrorists and zombies, no less! For some reason these terrorists and zombies had decided to start this invasion from a gun range… and not the part of the range you fire from. More like the part you fire at.

 

Shooting guns at The Gun Store. If I recall correctly I shot a Thompson submachine gun, a semiauto AK-47 with a foregrip and red dot sight, and an M249 SAW with a holo sight and bipod. Matt fired the SAW, an M14, an M9 pistol, and the AK-47. Wendy fired an M4, the SAW, and the M9. Mom fired the M4 and the M9.

You might think that Mom, tender soul that she is, would not partake in such violence. Au contraire, she was right there on the front lines. She showed no mercy, not even for zombie clowns. You can even see a spent shell casing traversing the middle of the photo. Turns out she's a pretty good pistol shot, too. I'll have to keep that in mind before crossing her.

 

Shooting guns at The Gun Store. If I recall correctly I shot a Thompson submachine gun, a semiauto AK-47 with a foregrip and red dot sight, and an M249 SAW with a holo sight and bipod. Matt fired the SAW, an M14, an M9 pistol, and the AK-47. Wendy fired an M4, the SAW, and the M9. Mom fired the M4 and the M9.

Their tactics seem ill-conceived, but then zombies and terrorists are not renowned for their great intelligence. In any event, we headed over there to do our duty and defend America by firing lots of guns.

 

Shooting guns at The Gun Store. If I recall correctly I shot a Thompson submachine gun, a semiauto AK-47 with a foregrip and red dot sight, and an M249 SAW with a holo sight and bipod. Matt fired the SAW, an M14, an M9 pistol, and the AK-47. Wendy fired an M4, the SAW, and the M9. Mom fired the M4 and the M9.

The only thing worse than a zombie is a Nazi zombie. Wendy is preparing to explain the error of his ways. Apparently explaining things makes her very happy.

 

Shooting guns at The Gun Store. If I recall correctly I shot a Thompson submachine gun, a semiauto AK-47 with a foregrip and red dot sight, and an M249 SAW with a holo sight and bipod. Matt fired the SAW, an M14, an M9 pistol, and the AK-47. Wendy fired an M4, the SAW, and the M9. Mom fired the M4 and the M9.

Matt, in a rare moment of uncertainty. It’s not a zombie, it’s not a terrorst. Should I still shoot it? If I recall correctly, he went with “Shoot ‘em all a whole bunch and let God sort it out.”

 

Anyway, it was a great time, if a bit pricey. If you’ve got any interest in firing some fully-automatic weapons while defending our fair nation from not-too-bright zombies, I encourage you to try it out.

There are a few more photos up on my SmugMug, too.

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