Monday, September 04, 2006

PPD 29 - Immature/Inappropriate Humor

Since I haven't posted anything since last week Thursday, I figure I can get away with posting a bunch of pictures at once because it averages out to one a day. Rationalization is fun, isn't it?

Also in honor of a long weekend, I think it's time for a bit of humor here on PPD. Specifically, immature and mildly inappropriate humor. I should note that some of this could be called offensive by some more sensitive people, so consider yourself forewarned. (For the record, that's mostly aimed at any readers I don't know about)


So first of all we have this billboard. Heh heh, it says "nuts." I wonder if that guy is looking for his?




Next we have this photo from the smoking area at Children's Hospital. Aside from it being a little odd having a smoking section at a hospital, it's also funny having a super-happy kid-friendly garbage can there. "Hey kids, welcome to the smoking section! Don't litter, just stick your butts in my mouth! Hahaha!!"




This is a building downtown. Yes, it really is the "Denver Hitting Club". Of course it's a perfectly legitimate establishment, but my first thought was that it's some sort of weird club for smacking people around. More like this...





Lastly, we have a picture from work. A while back a group of us found a box in a storeroom that had the nameplates from our offices previous tenants. The one on top was for one "Bob Fuqua". I'm sure that name has a perfectly normal pronunciation, probably something like "foo-kwa". But of course it's much funnier if you move the accent to the first syllable, because then it sounds like a four-letter word. And from there it's not hard to add a "d" on the end, making a well-known but immature insult. And of course, immediately after that, you end up with a picture like this...





Anyway, that's about it for today. Hope y'all found it at least mildly amusing. :)

6 comments:

Cash said...

The photoshop work on the hitting club is priceless. I've seen that building and wondered what goes on inside.. Curious it is. Continue wondering I shall.

BeaKeR said...

Yeah, it's a funny lookin building. I looked it up while I was writing the post and it's basically a baseball training facility. They've got an incredibly ugly website, I think it's denverhittingclub.com.

Nicki0731 said...

Boredom reaches a new level, that denver hitting club website IS incredibly ugly. Damn my curiousity, I wish the wondering could have continued...
As a side, I think you could make better use of your photoshop time instead of promoting domestic violence, but that is a rant for another day...

BeaKeR said...

You're probably right about the domestic violence thing. In fact I asked myself that very question. Thing is, it was fun to do (the photoshop part, not the violence promotion part), which is the main reason I do this. Otherwise it would just be workin' for free.

beamer said...

i know this is really old, but as soon as i realized what the name plate said i cracked the fuck up. nice work.

BeaKeR said...

It's never too late, thanks for the note!